I got some humorous notes by an old friend's sharing. Here I extracted some sentences from that for your crazy thinking. I also wish I may have the pleasant mood and smart living attitude till that age.
Q : How many days in a week?
A : 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Q : What's the biggest gripe of retirees ?
A : There is not enough time to get everything done
Q : Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
A : The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Q : What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire ?
A : NUTS !
Q : What is the best way to describe retirement?
A : The never ending Coffee Break
Q : What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
A : If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Q : What do you do all week?
A : Monday to Friday; Nothing, Saturday & Sunday I rest.
Well, so far have you found the goal after your retirement? No need to rush to a day dream.
Like the words saying,
Happiness is a voyage, not a destination, there is no better time to be happy than NOW.
Live and enjoy the moment.
Q : How many days in a week?
A : 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Q : What's the biggest gripe of retirees ?
A : There is not enough time to get everything done
Q : Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
A : The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Q : What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire ?
A : NUTS !
Q : What is the best way to describe retirement?
A : The never ending Coffee Break
Q : What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
A : If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Q : What do you do all week?
A : Monday to Friday; Nothing, Saturday & Sunday I rest.
Well, so far have you found the goal after your retirement? No need to rush to a day dream.
Like the words saying,
Happiness is a voyage, not a destination, there is no better time to be happy than NOW.
Live and enjoy the moment.
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